Fools, fools.... everyone's a fool

Some classic April fool shit going down on heavy metal websites. Metal Storm has decided to only cover black metal from now on and UK Thrash is being investigated for 'possible prosecution by Madeliene's Fund for defamation and libel, and also regarding one separate incident of common assault involving forum members at a recent gig'.

Good stuff, I on the other hand am far too lazy to be bothered with April tom foolery... plus I've still got a headache from the Dismember gig